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my-insanity-is-an-artform:
queencrash:
ritornerai:
What if Gordon Ramsay voiced a GPS
“Great job, you missed the exit you fucking disgrace.”
no but, this would be great. You select how many years you’ve been driving and it insults you based on that/
Learners: ‘Ok, you missed the exit. It’s alright. If you take the next exit and then follow this new path we’ll be back on track. You’re doing good. Everyone makes mistakes.’
Passed/ Only been driving less than two years: ‘Well, you missed the exit. Just take the next one and listen a bit more carefully.’
Been driving for ages: ‘That was disgraceful. You missed the exit you fucking donkey. My grandma drives better than you and she’s dead.’
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